((so basically i have a ton of schoolwork to do. multiple papers that are due tonight, a full essay due thursday, and a bunch of readings that need to get done sooner than later. long story short this account is going to be on hiatus temporarily, probably a week or so. i’m in a very high-stress environment right now, and i just need take a little time to get my shit back on track. sorry everyone))
its like a mighty eagle traversing the skies of america
a spirit like that doesnt die it only continues on a patriotic journey towards major enhancement
Truly it is a majestic sight to behold. Our dead founding fathers are likely weeping tears of awestruck rapture at its mere mention. One could bring into question how exactly they are able to shed tears when their tear ducts have long rotted away with the rest of their flesh, but it is clearly a miracle brought about through the power of sheer American patriotism. Either that, or the Tea Party has figured out how to resurrect them through the use of black magic. Ia, ia, Washington fhtagn.
Since we’re still vaguely on the subject of wordplay, I saw the rap you wrote. It was, strictly scientifically speaking, adorable. Not to mention the fact that I’m immensely curious about your anonymous admirer. They seem like a very sweet and caring individual, at any rate. Do you know anything about them so far?
Quigley is worse, yes, but he’d still be embarrassed. In my experience, middle names are never titles that one wears proudly and with style, especially when one is dedicated to cultivating a “cool” demeanor.
…..Really?
aw its not like he chose it!!!!!!! plus knowing his bro its probably the pinnacle of cool. im blown away just thinking about it the hairs on my arms are standing up.
and my grandfather was an interesting man rose.
Frankly, I wouldn’t put too much faith in Dave’s brother. We are talking about the man who cultivated Dave’s sense of “irony”, after all. I could also discuss how he thought an apartment full of disturbingly sexualized puppets was a suitable environment for his ectobiological son from infancy onwards, but that would be an ad hominem argument as far as his proclivity for choosing baby names goes. Hopefully.
…..So I’m beginning to realize.
going by that logic daves full name wouldve been puppet butt strider!!
alright ill stop pestering you rose. but ill find out!! someday!!!!!
and hey i bet everyones middle name is nice. i bet yours is flowery and as pretty as your first!!!!!! like lavender. or daisy. or rose again. rose rose lalonde!!!
I can vouch that his full name is not Dave Puppet Butt Strider, thankfully. And I’m afraid his middle name is a piece of information too valuable for blackmail to be given out at just any time. Apologies, Jade.
No such luck; my middle name is rather on the dull side. Though Rose Rose Lalonde is a rather amusing idea, if extremely redundant.
Quigley is worse, yes, but he’d still be embarrassed. In my experience, middle names are never titles that one wears proudly and with style, especially when one is dedicated to cultivating a “cool” demeanor.
…..Really?
aw its not like he chose it!!!!!!! plus knowing his bro its probably the pinnacle of cool. im blown away just thinking about it the hairs on my arms are standing up.
and my grandfather was an interesting man rose.
Frankly, I wouldn’t put too much faith in Dave’s brother. We are talking about the man who cultivated Dave’s sense of “irony”, after all. I could also discuss how he thought an apartment full of disturbingly sexualized puppets was a suitable environment for his ectobiological son from infancy onwards, but that would be an ad hominem argument as far as his proclivity for choosing baby names goes. Hopefully.
…..So I’m beginning to realize.
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I’d correct you on Dave’s middle name, but I don’t think he would be terribly pleased with me if I spread that knowledge.rose it couldnt be much worse than quigley.
i mean this comes from the girl whose full name is “jade pamela anderson harley”!!!!
Quigley is worse, yes, but he’d still be embarrassed. In my experience, middle names are never titles that one wears proudly and with style, especially when one is dedicated to cultivating a “cool” demeanor.
…..Really?
i canttt go to bed rose everything sucks.
yuo kno very well that non of our friends go 2 bed at a decent tyme anyways. anddd all we do is mediate betweens every1s BIG GAY CRUSHES on each other gogfhsh this is dumb!!!!!
Jade, you are going to seriously regret your alcohol intake tomorrow morning. You do have a point there, who knows how many times I’ve broken into my mother’s liquor stash over our male friends and their infuriating romantic entanglements, but you are roaring drunk in a country where you have no legal guardian and can’t speak the language. Going to sleep now will merely be damage control.
man why are all of my friends live in other parts of the fucking world or cuotnry or whatever it suuuuucks i just wanna hang out w/ you guys like how i hang out with these italys right now!!!!!!!! i wanna have fun with yu guys!!!
i mena i guess i could but yuo all have so much obligations!! i alwayss complain about being busy but in truth u guys do so much moar than me with rose and her fucking sachools and ohmygod im not even in sCHOOL gosh im souch a drama queen im sorry u guys im so fucking sorry.
oh no my drink got tipped over.
Jade.
Jade.
Please, put the drink down and go to bed.
